House of Fun - MADNESS

Good morning Miss can I help you son
sixteen today and up for fun
I’m a big boy now or so they say
so if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way

Box of balloons with the featherlite touch
pack of party poppers that pop in the night
a toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin
Miss Clay on the corners has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
now I’ve come of age
welcome to the house of fun
welcome to the lion’s den
temptation’s on it’s way
welcome to the house of fun

N-n-n-n- no no Miss you misunderstood
sixteen big boy full pint in my manhood
I’m up to date and the date’s today
so if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
now I’ve come of age
welcome to the lion’s den
temptation’s on it’s way
welcome to the house of fun

I’m sorry son but we don’t stock
party gimmicks in this shop
try the house of fun
it’s quicker if you run
this is a chemist’s not a joke shop

Party hats simple enough clear
comprehend savvy understand do you hear
a pack of party hats with the coloured tips
I’m too late gorgon’s heard gossip

Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay
many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
now I’ve come of age
welcome to the lion’s den
temptation’s on it’s way
welcome to the house of fun